'hmmmmmmmmmmmm....'

'Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke
“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”
Aaj apni Biwi ko ....'

'Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
G....'

'Dil ne jo chaha wo kabi nahi paya

Juthi muskan se humne gum ko chupaya,
....'

'Rukhsat hua to bat meri maan kar gia,

Jo us k pass tha muje daan kar gia,
....'

'Ek Larki chori k case mein pakri gayi,,,

Raat ko police wala,,,
chalo sahab....'

'RICH MAN: Aj meray pass 14 cars, 18 bikes, 4 banglay, 3 farm house, tumhare pas....'

'Aik sardar k gahr chor aye uski BIWI ka sara zewar lekar gaye, to logo ne sarda....'

'Once a storm came and fallen down all trees, but couldn't apart a butterfly fro....'

'1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.....'