'This is my leg
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Itne Dair....'

'Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,
wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar ....'

'Mjh se ab yeh "judai" ka ZEHaR piya Nahi jata.

Ho Sake to 1 cup "DOODH PAT....'

'Jab kabi b


aapki larai


10 logon se ho to




ghabrna mat


bu....'

'Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
A....'

'Boy:Chlti hy kya 9 sy 12
Girl:Chal!

Boy:Kahan
Girl: principal k pas

Boy....'

'"Chali jaati hai aaye din woh Beauty-parlour,

K maqsad hai Jawan lgna, Misaa....'

'Piyar K ( 2 ) Andaz Hote Hain..?

1 . Piyar pana
2 . Piyar karna

Piyar ....'

'"colgate" se daant saaf krain

"pepsodent" se mazboot krain

''closeup" se ....'

'Einstein,
Newton,
Faraday,
Marcony,
James Watt,
Bernolis,
Maxwell,

ye ....'