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log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krta hun to wo....'

'1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki ap....'

'Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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'Ek Shohar khubsurt tha aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:
Hum dono Jannati hen
BV:Kesy....'

'Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me c....'

'Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati....'

'1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm ....'

'Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay!
Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna.....'

'Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho? Student Pareshn....'

'EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K PEECHE BAGA CH....'