'Boyfrnd:- me tuje kab call
karu??
Grlfrnd:- jab tum chaho
tab..
Boyfrnd:- k....'

'BF: Baby, what r u doing?

GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sle....'

'AIK MOLVE BIS MAIN BETHA THA TU PECHAY SET PIR PIR AIK AURAT APNAY BETHAY SAI K....'

'BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER
,
Question-What Do You Do After Pakistan Wins The Fo....'

'1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-
Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban....'

'4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy...

1-- Mohabat

2-- R....'

'Punjabi & hs wife went 2 England They went 2 a hotel

Punjabi 2 waiter:
Sir,....'

'JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?


ADMI.Jin se bola


mujhe aik kh....'

'Ladka Apni Gf se
"Mai Tumhari Aankhon Me Poori duniya Dekh sakta hn"

Tbhi P....'

'Ek Admi bakriyan chara rha tha

Mitho0:ye bakrian kahan le ja rhe ho?

Admi....'