'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k,....'

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui....'

'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose De....'

'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots ....'

'"Koi tou mile 'Jaani' jo de mera SAATH


"Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HA....'

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!



Aur 14 November ko Children Day.
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'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight....'

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,


Jab k zindgi....'

'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or k....'

'GF: Plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi...
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BF: t....'