'Pathan Ko Message Mila:
Kya Aap Imran Khan k Sath Hain?
Pathan Replied:
Nahi....'

'Aik Tiger ne PATHAN ko zoo me qatal kar diya Ek aadmi ne pocha:tum ne itny log....'

'Pathan Ghusse Mai:

Shahrukh khan ne
Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai
Mila Diya .....'

'Ek Truck
doosre Truck ko
Rassi se bandh kar
le ja raha tha

Yeh dekh k
1 ....'

'Tum chand se khobsorat ho Sitaron se poch Lo
=
Tum Pholon se khobsorat ho Bah....'

'Pathan Cycle pe apni behn k sath jarha tha

Ksi ne awaz lgai:

"Khan sab ma....'

'Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pat....'

'Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha....'

'Ek Pthan' khawaja
photo studio waly ke
pas gea, aur kehny laga
yara ek tasve....'

'Pathan Motorcycle sy Larki k samney zor sy gira or Sharmindagi sy foran hi khar....'