'Agar zindagi mai Agy bhrna hai to apnay se agay waly ki shalwar utar do

Wo s....'

'Mezban: Kia apke liye KADDO SHARIF pakwa lon?
MEHMAN: Gunahgar sa banda hon KA....'

'Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy..., ....'

'B.v: janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya c pehli wari menu vekhya c te ki mehs....'

'Doctor: '' Do you have any aches or pain?''Patient: ''Yes doctor, it hurt dread....'

'U-FONE TOYOTA CAROLA K Liye SAWAL ??
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Woh DO LOG KON HYN'
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'7 use ful tips 4 employees for success and survival in the best way:

1: bane....'

'GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath q pakar ....'

'Johny johny yes papa...
Job in textile yes papa...
Lot of tension yes papa.......'

'Master g apney student se:koi aashiqi wala sher sunaostdnt:Mota mrta moti peBho....'