'Sardar 2 his son:
puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son:
Sorry aba me ni ja skd....'

'Sardar karri kha raha tha

ek makhi usme beth gai,

Sardar usay ura k bola....'

'1Sardar kafi arsy baad Watan wapis aya aur matti utha k bola:Hun apny wattan di....'

'Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?
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....'

'2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,,

Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam dif....'

'Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya

Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he

sard....'

'1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha
2nd Sardar: pata nei yar rat k....'

'4 Students
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 TEXAS
&
Sardar G From dehli UNVR....'

'sardar:Mei ne apni B.V ko Matric karwaya ....'

'Teacher : titanic kaise doba ??
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Sardar : DUBUK
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DUBUK
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BUDUK
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BU....'