'Punjabi & hs wife went 2 England They went 2 a hotel

Punjabi 2 waiter:
Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I'm ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore Cute Lines*
"To love someone is madness
&

to be loved by someone is gift.
Loving someone who loves you is duty,
but

being loved by someone whom u lkindly grant me tea for 2day,
Waitr brings tea

Wife 2 pnjabi:
Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay

Punjabi
"Hally ty ma paani lae Thirsty Crow nai sunaieove is life."'