'Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..

Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?

Kanjoo....'

'GOLDEN WORDS*

Ksi Ko Uski "CHAPAL" or Puranay LIBAS Ki Wjah Se "GHAREEB....'

'Sheikh: Meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay
Jadon di shadi hoi ay roz 100, 200 mang....'

'Sheikh Apne bachon se:Jo Rat ko khana ni khega use 5 rupe milege

Sab bache 5....'

'SHEIKH Suhaag Raat BIWI Sey: Apna Haath Dejye.

BIWI Ney Sharma Kay Haath Aag....'

'Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de kr us ke jan bachai
Arbi ne usey Mercedez car gi....'

'MEMON k ghar se choha bahir ja raha tha.

MEMON:
Kahan ja rahy ho aur kiya l....'

'Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha:
Dad meri Girl Friend pregnant ho gayi hai. Rs: 5....'

'1 beautyful girl ne ghar ka kuch saman
1 gali ke larky sy mangwaya to 30rs kam....'

'Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom k aya to bap ne pocha:
kitne paise khar....'