'1 Pagal Her Waqt Kehta Tha:

Ghulail Banaon Ga Or Chirya Ko Maron Ga!

1 Di....'

'Shaam bhi khoob hai Paas Mehboob hy, Aashqi k Liye or kya Chahiye...
Tashreeh:....'

'She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her....'

'World class Post !! . . . . ... . .

Father to his adopted son:


"What is....'

'Rok Do Mery JANAAZY Ko Zalimo
Mujh Mei phir sy JAAN Aa Rahi Hai
Peachy Murr k....'

'Izhar-E-Mohabbat na wo kar saki na Hum
Zamane se na wo Lar saki na Hum
Hm to ....'

'1 Kisan Ne Khait Me Putla Lagany K Bajay Altaf Bhai Ka Photo Lga Dia,
Ap Soch ....'

'Sum men join army

bcoz dey r single & dey love WAR..

Others join army bco....'

'Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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.
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....'

'Sheikh Sb ki bivi beemar the light nhn thi
candel jal ri the...
Sheikh: Mien ....'