'**BEST OF SANTA-BANTA**
Banta:agar wo meri nhi hui
to me use kisi or ki v
nh....'

'Limit Of Stupidness...

Teacher- Who Is Chandragupt Morya?



Santa- mam,....'

'Nurse: Aapko judwa bacche
hue.
.
.
Santa: hona hi tha.
Picture hi aise dek....'

'Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye.

Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai kh....'

'Santa was smoking in front of his father. . .

Mother-oye papa k samne smokin....'

'santa-
mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the...

b....'

'Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya.

Agle din Banta ne puchha :

Aur Bhai,....'

'Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?


Santa Singh:
Color of O....'

'Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau?
Banta:Kaise?
Santa:Kal mai....'

'Dosto ki mehfil se bahut jaldi uth jaane par

santa ko unke dosto ne taana di....'