'Ek Sardar aeroplane mai Pilot se HeadPhone cheen raha tha...
Pilot:
Ye kya kr....'

'1 sardar bus main betha



us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia



sardar dar g....'

'Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya:
Meri cycle shaam tak wapis n....'

'Teachr:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti...!

Srdar ne apna bag khirki s....'

'A man was doing some Push Up exercises on the beach,

A Sardar sees him, star....'

'ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai
mera mehbob mary sanam ....'

'A sardar married to a short girl.
people asked to sardar why you married such ....'

'Do sardar ja rahah hote hain,
k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai....'

'Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sarda....'

'ek sradar
sochta raha.
sochta raha.
sochta raha.
saari zindagi sochta raha....'