'*School vs college *

*School=pencil,rubber,
shapner, scale..
*colg:Ek balp....'

'A Lion sleeps 18 hours a day..... If hard work is the only key to success then ....'

'Waiter : Your bill Sir

Boy : Take my Card

Waiter : But Sir,this is Studen....'

'Teacher: What is half of 8?

Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aa....'

'Teachr: Gurbat ki had kia ha?

Studnt: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kis....'

'Height Of Flirting

Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment Book?
.
.
.
.
....'

'Teacher:
kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao
jaha boht sary log ho phir b ap akely fe....'

'Teacher:

"Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?" . .



Student:

"Miss Wo Pe....'

'The proudest moment in a student's life...

Sitting in the exam hall and aski....'

'Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se):
Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal....'