'Kal MQM ka bhatta khori
K
Khilaf ehtijaj daikh
K
Veena Malik ne faisla kya ....'

'Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena malik k bhai k kia tassurat hain aye unhe se p....'

'Talwar ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jaata Hy,

Mgr

Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Daw....'

'All medicines have
SIDE EFFECTS,


0nly viagra has
FRONT EFFECT. ; )

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'Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha,
WhAT is SEX?

Sex is like PEP....'

'Girl asked 4 Icecream,
Boy Purchased It.

Girl: Thank U

Boy: Only Thank U....'

'Gashti 2 her Aunti mjhe to koi esa la kr do jis se ma hr waqt chudwati rahun,
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'Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein.
Larki....'

'India main 80% admi apni khatna nahi kerwatey jis ki wajha se sex main maza kam....'

'Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq ki piyaas. .
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