'Agar husbnd, wife k liye Car ka darwaza kholay,
to Samjah jao k do hi wajah ho....'

'Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?

Admi bola:

Wife ma....'

'Aik Sharabi ko Police Ne Raat 2 Bajey Rok k Poocha:
Itni Raat ko kahan Ja Rahe....'

'Mom to Childrens::
Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere
Aage bilkul nhi bolega mai....'

'Wife shoping kr k i to husband ne darwaza khola.

Wife:Ye dabba utha lo

Hu....'

'Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi aur too....'

'Wife: Im not feeling good.
Husband: It's too bad. I was thinking to go for sho....'

'Doctor :
Aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka kya haal hy ?



Mareez:
Theek hy aaj....'

'Wife:agr me pak ki sab se bari choti k2 per charnay me kamyab ho jaon
to ap mu....'

'B,v janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya c pehli vari menu vekhya te ki mehsus ....'